12.28.15 He Said, She Said

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Albert Einstein once said, “Children are our most valuable resource.”  Well, every year, at Christmas, I send a card, a poem, a letter, and a, “He said, She said,” page.  Like Einstein, I believe my children are my most valuable resource for quotes.  So here you are my friends – on “This Quotable Life,” these are my favorite quotes of the year. Enjoy, and then share some of yours!

Love, Elle

HE SAID:

“I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT MY PICTURE I DREW MAMA – IT’S AN ABSTRACT.”

“MAMA, I WANT TO GET MARRIED SOMEDAY, AND I WANT HER TO LOOK JUST LIKE YOU.”

“THIS IS LIKE THE EPICEST THING EVER!”

“I HAVE A HOLE IN MY POCKET. I LIKE IT. I CAN TOUCH MY UNDERWEAR.”

“WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN MOVIES DO THEY ACTUALLY KISS? BECAUSE THAT MUST BE INTENSE.”

“ARE GIRLS GOING TO CHASE ME WHEN I GET OLDER? AM I A MAGNET? LIKE, A CHICK-MAGNET?”

“MOM, SLOW YOUR ROLE.”

“I WONDER HOW GOD THOUGHT OF THE TOOTH FAIRY?”

“I’M FAST FORWARDING IN REVERSE.”

“I LIKE SPIDERMAN BEST BECAUSE OF HIS PJS.”

“I WISH I COULD JUMP ON A CLOUD.”

 

She Said:

“Say Amen mom, otherwise God doesn’t know you’re done!”

 

“I’m a danger zone, I’ve hurt myself four times today!”

“I think adults should have play dates.”

“Early? What does that mean?”

“Do octopuses love God, because they have three hearts?”

“My favorite instrument is your voice.”

“I wish rolling your eyes meant, ‘hi’ in sign language.”

“I tell bad jokes when I’m nervous. I must be nervous all the time.”

“Mom do you like my new birthmark?” (It was chocolate.)

Me: “Are you done in the bathroom?

Her: “No, I’m in the middle. I have two meetings in here.”

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